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Directed by Aeron Macintyre

With Eden Neuendorf & Darek Burkowski

(Present day. Julie sits at a table peering at a matchbook. Ethan paints her image. Her pose is similar to the woman in the Nighthawks painting)

JULIE

Are you almost done? I think my butt fell asleep.

ETHAN

Not yet. Shake it off if you need to but try to keep the pose.

(Julie moves around in her seat while attempting to keep her upper body still)

JULIE

What’s with the matchbook? Are you painting a pyromaniac?

ETHAN

I hadn’t thought of that. She could be, I suppose.

JULIE

Have you done my face yet? I could try to look more dangerous. (She demonstrates her dangerous face)

ETHAN

I’d prefer a sense of mystery in your expression.

JULIE

I can be mysterious. (She demonstrates her mysterious face)

ETHAN

How about you dial that back about 67 percent?

JULIE

Like this?

ETHAN

Perfect. I’ll let you know when I get to the face.

JULIE

I haven’t used matches since the night we met. You remember how I gave you my number?

ETHAN

Of course. You wrote it inside a matchbook. The one you’re holding, in fact.

JULIE

I didn’t realize. (flips open the matchnook) You kept it all this time.

ETHAN

I burned most of our mementos after you left. But I couldn’t let go of that one.

JULIE

Did you use one of these matches to light the fire?

ETHAN

I did.

JULIE

How symbolic. I don’t blame you. It was rough at the end…But we’re good now, right? Sometimes exes are better off as friends.

ETHAN

Yeah. We’re good. (sarcastic) Maybe one day we’ll even be BFFs.

JULIE

(Matching his sarcasm) OMG!

(They smile and lock eyes. The smiles give way to lust for a beat until Julie breaks eye contact)

JULIE

You know, this pose seems very familiar.

ETHAN

It should. It’s really famous.

JULIE

Then this isn’t very original.

ETHAN

Not much is these days. There’s no point to being original anymore.

JULIE

If that sentence had come of of your mouth three years ago, you probably would have kicked your own ass.

ETHAN

Probably. Now I’m more interested in profit than originality. There’s a guy willing to pay a lot for this piece.

JULIE

I’d like to see it before we go any further. (moves to the painting) It was supposed to be a surprise!

ETHAN

JULIE

That’s the diner from Nighthawks…You’re recreating it?

ETHAN

There are similarities but I’m doing my own spin. In my version, the scene takes place at dusk.  The woman at the counter is a blond. The guy next to her doesn’t have a cigarette anymore, he’s vaping.

JULIE

Then why am I holding matches? You know what- it doesn’t matter. I don’t want to be part of your Edward Hopper rip off.

ETHAN

It’s not a rip off! It’s a reboot.

JULIE

It’s a waste of your talent. What happened to your artistic integrity?

ETHAN

That went to shit after you left me.

JULIE

Don’t put this on me, Ethan

ETHAN

I’m not. My creativity faded. I almost gave up. Then a wealthy patron commissioned pieces that required hardly any inspiration. I’ve been doing them ever since.

JULIE

How many reboots have you painted?

ETHAN

(reluctantly hands her a binder) Check out my portfolio.

JULIE

(flipping through in disgust) The Girl With The Pearl Nosering…The Last Brunch… Moaning

Lisa?

ETHAN

The profit from Moaning Lisa alone paid for this studio.

JULIE

We’ll, you’re certainly versatile. (tosses binder down) And what are you gonna call your newest work, huh? Evening Pigeons?

ETHAN

That’s not a bad title.

JULIE

You’ve sold out completely! I know what it’s like to be uninspired but I would never exploit another artist’s work.

ETHAN

You wouldn’t have to. Your art is way more appreciated than mine. I was always in your

shadow.

JULIE

This is why I left. You could never handle my success. I’m not having this conversation again.

But for the record, your old pieces were brilliant.

ETHAN

Look at this from my point of view. It’s much easier for me to take something people already love and reboot it-

JULIE

You mean defile it.

ETHAN

Either way, it’s more successful than my other stuff was.

JULIE

Ethan, you’re better than this. I wish you knew it. I’m going home now. You should write a eulogy.

ETHAN

What’s that supposed to mean?

JULIE

Your creativity is dead. Might as well give it a funeral. (exits)

(Her parting words inspire Ethan. A big smile spreads on his face. Julie renters)

JULIE

Forgot my keys. (she grabs them and turns to leave again)

ETHAN

Jules, wait! Please stay, you, you- magnificent midwife!

JULIE

Huh?

ETHAN

You just helped birth the concept for my first original piece in years.

JULIE

Are you serious? That’s fantastic!

ETHAN

I’m starting over right now. No more reboots. You got those matches?

(They stand before his painting. Julie gets a match ready) 

JULIE

You sure about this?

ETHAN

(nods) I feel good. I feel really good.

(she strikes the match)

The End

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