Directed by Colin Johnson

Featuring Rinabeth Apostal, Hayley Lovegren & Brian Quakenbush

Characters:

Feel free to highly contrast the Movements/Gestures/Tempo & Rhythm of the Characters. The use of Rewinds, Pauses, and Repetition encouraged.

Characteristics:

Lover 1­ The shy nervous type. Jittery. Like too much coffee. Cutesy.
Lover 2­ Calm, cool, relaxed, loving. Walks a slow pace. An extremely patient person. Repair Person­ An ever­changing character. They change like the scenery. Their entrance determines the kind of person they are.

Setting:

A room. There is a door. There is a chair. The rest of the set is suggested through simple mimicked gesture and emotion. The actor will convey the surroundings.

Time:

Spring. Cool weather. Nothing special. Just another day.

At Rise:

A and B sit closely together. They both unpack boxes. C is off­stage. C will be coming from the conditions of the outside. (This first scene should play quick, bright, happy. It will corrode into a much darker, colder place as it transitions into the second part.)

A

It’s the end as we know it.

B
It’s not the end it’s the beginning.

A

I hate it when you say that.

B

I’m just trying to be positive.

A

Well don’t. It’s not funny. I’m getting sick of it.

B

Some weather we’re having huh?

C knocks on Door

A

It’s supposed to be the hottest year ever.

*B Crosses to the door. B opens Door C enters and speaks

C

Did somebody call a repairman?

A&B

We did.

C

What seems to be the problem?

A&B

It’s the goddamn heater!

C

I’ll see what I can do.

Suddenly A chooses to look at their phone for a good moment. Eventually the repairman starts to inspect the broken pieces of whatever it is they find to be broken.. Take a few beats with this mundane moment.

A

So?

B

So what? 

A

Well… I need help. How are we going to fix this little problem of ours?

B

I’m sorry. I don’t know if I can help right now.

A

You can’t hold a grudge forever.

B

Oh, believe me I can.

A

Listen. I wasn’t expecting this to happen.

B

What’s that supposed to mean?

A

Oh come on!

B

What?

C

Listen. I’m not sure I can help you today.

C Exits.

(Part 2) The scene glitches and replays from the beginning. Robotic repetitive sounds and/or the Weather help the transition. Clothing should accommodate the weather.

Characteristics:

Lover 1­ Livid, hot­headed, sarcastic, quick and sharp. Seems to be internally combusting.

Lover 2­ Irritated, annoyed, smuggish. A slow­burning ember.

Repair Person­- An ever­changing character. They change like the scenery. Their entrance determines the kind of person they are.

Setting:

A room. There is a door. There is a chair. The rest of the set is suggested through simple mimicked gesture and emotion. The actor will convey the surroundings.

Time:

It’s winter. It’s cold. Very cold. It is freezing both inside and outside. The characters are dressed for the weather. The cold should be played up to its fullest. Extreme Conditions.

At Rise:

They stand a bit further away from each other. B stands trying to keep warm. A is seated trying to keep warm. C is off­stage. C will be coming from the conditions of the outside.

A

It’s the end as we know it.

B
It’s not the end it’s the beginning.

A

I hate it when you say that.

B

I’m just trying to be positive.

A

Well don’t. It’s not funny. I’m getting sick of it.

An awkward beat.

B

Some weather we’re having huh?

C knocks on door

A

It’s supposed to be the hottest year ever.

*A Crosses to the door. A opens door C enters and speaks

C

Did somebody call a repairman?

A&B

We did.

C

What seems to be the problem?

A small beat

A

My self­esteem.

B

My heart.

A&B

Our sex life.

B
His/Her drinking!
His/Her lies!

A&B

It’s the goddamn heater!

C

Ummm…I’ll see what I can do.

Suddenly A chooses to look at their phone for a good moment. Eventually the repairman starts to inspect the broken pieces of whatever it is they find to be broken.. Take a few beats with this mundane moment.

A

So?

B

So What?

A

Well… I need help. How are we going to fix this little problem of ours?

B

I’m sorry. I don’t know if I can help right now.

A

You can’t hold a grudge forever.

B

Oh, believe me I can.

A

Listen. I wasn’t expecting this to happen.

B crosses to A.

B

What’s that supposed to mean?

A

Oh come on!

B

What?

C crosses to B

C

Listen. I’m not sure I can help you today. C Exits.

End Scene

Fast Forward. The Scene changes and replays from the beginning. Robotic repetitive sounds and/or the Weather help the transition. Clothing should be accommodate the weather.

Characteristics:

Lover 1­ Resigned, careless, distracted.
Lover 2­ checked Out, unmotivated, inebriated.
Repair Person­-An ever­changing character. They change like the scenery. Their entrance determines the kind of person they are.

Setting:

A room. There is a door. There is a chair. The rest of the set is suggested through simple mimicked gesture and emotion. The actor will convey the surroundings.

Time:

It’s summer. It’s hot. Very hot. It is a scorcher both inside and outside. The characters are dressed for the weather. The heat should be played up to it’s fullest. Extreme conditions.

At Rise:

They can barely stand to look at each other. B stands trying to keep cool. A is seated packing boxes, trying to stay cool. C is off­stage. C will be coming from the conditions of the outside.

It’s the end as we know it.

B

It’s not the end it’s the beginning.

A

I hate it when you say that.

B

I’m just trying to be positive.

A

Well don’t. It’s not funny. I’m getting sick of it.

An awkward beat.

B

Some weather we’re having huh?

C knocks on Door

A

It’s supposed to be the hottest year ever.

*A Crosses to the door. A opens Door

C enters and speaks

C

Did somebody call a Marriage Counselor?

A&B

We did.

 C

What seems to be the problem?

A&B

It’s the goddamn heater!

C

Errr…I’ll see what I can do.

Suddenly C chooses to look at their phone for a good moment. Eventually C starts to inspect the broken pieces of whatever it is they find to be broken.. Take a few beats with this *metaphorical moment.

A

So?
B

So what?

A

Well. I need help. How are we going to fix this little problem of ours?

B

I’m sorry. I don’t know if I can right now.

A

You can’t hold a grudge forever.

B

Oh, believe me I can.

A

Listen. I wasn’t expecting this to happen.

B crosses to A.

B

What’s that supposed to mean?

A

Oh come on!

What?

C crosses to B

C

Listen. I’m not sure I can help you today.

C Exits.

End of play.

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